Foreign Language...

I am going to start a revolution.Not involving going to the Speaker's Corner but through a tiny almost non-existent channel called my blog.After a few seconds of thinking,I realised that it isn't much of a revolution,rather just a minor adjustment to trends if it's even considered as one.A lot has been said about how people should start speaking proper English and not Singlish.I noticed however the growing numbers of people writing in sms language or worse still speaking in sms language.I personally dislike it when people starts saying 'lol' and whatnot and putting it into their real-life conversation.Seriously,you're not even laughing out loud when you say such thing.I prefer the more old school 'haha' because that's really a natural response,not some retarded 'rofl' or 'lmao'.And then there are people who put lots of X and Z into their writings and worse still,their conversational language.So you add them together,you get pretty much the modern language of this generation(lolxzxzxzxzxzxzxzxzxzxzzzzzxxxxxxxxzzzxx).

A few days back,I was having a conversation with Veek on Messenger when I had this brilliant idea to speak in a whole new language.It's still English by the way but it's written in a new way.Basically,what you do is you dissect a word of two syllables or more into a group of one words which are of course,perfect English words.The catch is this,it has to have at least 95% correct pronunciation.I know most of you reading this will start scratching your head as question marks start popping above your head and you go 'what the hell is he saying?'I'll give you an example,instead of saying 'anyways' you can go 'a knee waist'.Some of you will say I'm that damn lame but really,I'm that damn bored.Call it overcreativity behind a computer screen.I'm not sure if anyone has ever done such a thing before but since I don't know of anyone else who does,I'm claiming it as mine.

Great minds think alike,but fools hardly differ-Victor Vance and Lance Vance.I've been playing Grand Theft Auto:Vice City Stories on Eugene's Psp and I'm enjoying the holidays very much because of this one factor.The late nights and the even later wake up time,I had more than 12 hours of sleep today.And I woke up at 5 minutes before 5 o'clock in the evening,believe it or not.I woke up a couple of times before but I forced myself to sleep despite the noisy renovation going on next door and partly because of the awesome weather that makes it feel like it's 7 a.m in the morning everytime I woke up despite my phone which was an arms length away showing me otherwise.I had only one meal today which was considered an early dinner and a super late lunch,I requested my mom to make sure she cooked supper before she goes to bed today so that I can survive the night.So here's to more late nights and more retarded ideas coming from yours truly.

Once again,I don't understand what people from the other gender is saying.The signals are so twisted,just like what Busm said.The signals are on and off,it's difficult to figure them out sometimes,or rather most of the times.They speak in codes really,and I will never understand their foreign language,period(no pun intended)...


Boys speak in rhythm
And girls in code
Du du du du
Du du du du
Tell it to me straight
Give it to me now
Face forward
Face forward

Boys speak in rhythm
And girls in code
Du du du du
Du du du du
Tell it to me straight
Give it to me now
Face forward
Face forward

Speaking foreign language
Nothing I can translate
You're speaking foreign language
Nothing I can dictate
You're speaking foreign language

Boys speak in rhythm
And girls just lie
Du du du du
Du du du du
Tell me how you feel
Come out of the dark
Then we can head back home
And I'll know where to start

Speaking foreign language
Nothing I can translate
You're speaking foreign language
Nothing I can dictate
You're speaking foreign language
Nothing I can translate
You're speaking foreign language

Where did we go wrong?
We need medication
For this miscommunication
Where did we go wrong?
Our conversation's weakened
Conversation's weakened

Boys speak in rhythm
And girls in code
Boys speak in rhythm
And girls just lie...


Foreign Language by Anberlin.